måndag 30 augusti 2010

FML

“Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain”

"Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)


"Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States



"Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak." FML
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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



"Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year." FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

"Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)


"Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing." FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



Sådana trevliga real-life stories kan man läsa på http://www.fmylife.com/tops/favorite
Jag sitter på arbetet och frustar.



(Bilden: New York i slutet på april, precis utanför the Public Library. Så härligt med alla paraplyerna och vattendropparna. Det var så trevligt. På riktigt alltså.)

1 kommentar:

Lilla Mia sa...

Haha, såå humor! :) Nu har jag något att göra på jobbet imorgon, hehe...